I hadn't time for much decoration. I had to repurpose an enormous ceramic duck that was given me by my best friend some years ago. I snuck the ceramic fruit he gave me to the Sally Anne, apple by apple over the course of several months, but it'd be hard to cover up the duck's absence. It's a big duck.
A big ceramic duck.
I wrote: "Beware the duck" on it. It's a little joke. It's a 'lame duck'. 'Cause it's so lame. Get it? Ya with me?

I know, I know.
Right. Well, here's a little ode to the season: